I hope you’all think this is funny.

My Blackberry Is Not Working! – The One Ronnie, Preview – BBC One

http://www.cellular-news.com/story/47107.php

With effort now that Christmas Busy Season is over I get to put a little updating into the site.  First stop is to add a few pages of history.  I hope to also get some updates in on the directory.  I have linked many of pictures to Facebook profiles.  Even if you aren’t in facebook you can see these.

Now if I can just get a little insight into the Themes on WordPress.  I am having the hardest time figuring out how to edit this theme so that the menus on the right side of the screen will go away.  Who knows, I might spend some time over the next couple of days looking for a new theme.

So I am in deep with the Christmas Season at work so I haven’t had much time to add content to the site.  I hope to have more after the Christmas Weekend.  Hope all have a Merry Christmas.

If you are a frequent visitor to this website (and I don’t know why you would have been) you would know that I have updated the site with a new look (and back end).

I decided on a Word Press Site to take over the old site.  I am still working on getting the pages all setup and the content filled in, but I hope that we can get this to be a useful site instead of a static page that doesn’t do anything.

Please enjoy looking around.  Post comments we love to see them and I hope to have more available here in the future.

Seems a Texan makes a rolling stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

“Okay, Mr. Smith,” the cop says, “I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?”

“Yes, I am.”

“Well then, better tell me what you got.”

Smith says, “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There’s a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.”

“Okay,” the cop says. “Anything else?”

“Yeah, back in the trunk, there’s an AR15 and a shotgun. That’s about it.”

“Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range…?”

“Nope.”

“Well then, what are you afraid of….?”

“Not a damned thing…”

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

OK,

Here are those who have said YES YES YES YES YES they will attend the December, and might I add the Holiday dinner.

Bruce/Linda

Penn/Pat

Rod/Peggy

Tom/Betty/Janet/Gayle

Shari/ME/ ??? TK

??  Kevin/Kimberly/Megan/Jackson

Anyone else thinking they might be there???