You never know what you are going to learn when you spend some time with family.  Now I know I need to get a tape recorder to get them on tape.  Hey, I might get some of those soon.

OK gang, now that the weather is hotter, and the weeds are coming up in your yard and you have to cut your yard, yuk it’s time to finally make a final decision.  Listed below are those that had the guts to say YES we/I/us/me/you’all/etc will be there.  Now you can help me out if you, and you know who YOU are, could make a decision by next Tuesday when I’ll make the reservations.  Congress actually avoided shutting down the government so come on and make the move.

THOSE THAT SAID YES AND WILL BE ATTENDING:

Bruce/Linda

Tom/Betty

Janet

Paul/Kay

TK/Shari/ME

Kurt

O’Bryan

Now unless you want me to show up at your front door wearing nothing but ?????.  Well you don’t want to know.  Use your fingers and say YES.

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Can you please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The little silver haired lady says, “According to the picture on the
box, it’s a rooster.”

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets her in and shows her where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
She studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,
“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
She takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a
nice cup of tea, and then,” she said with a deep sigh …………

“Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”