I’VE LEARNED SO MUCH FROM MY MISTAKES. . .
I’M THINKING OF MAKING A FEW MORE.
IF I TOLD YOU WHERE THE SELF-HELP SECTION IS . . .
THAT WOULD KIND OF DEFEAT THE PURPOSE, NOW WOULDN’T IT?
I NEVER RUN WITH SCISSORS.
Those last two words were unnecessary.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
… you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,
… you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
… you would have $0.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
… you would have $214.00 today.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
Someone was telling me that they make ice cubes
out of left-over wine.
This was confusing.
Just what is left-over wine?
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