Broecker Family

OK gang, now that the weather is hotter, and the weeds are coming up in your yard and you have to cut your yard, yuk it’s time to finally make a final decision.  Listed below are those that had the guts to say YES we/I/us/me/you’all/etc will be there.  Now you can help me out if you, and you know who YOU are, could make a decision by next Tuesday when I’ll make the reservations.  Congress actually avoided shutting down the government so come on and make the move.

THOSE THAT SAID YES AND WILL BE ATTENDING:

Bruce/Linda

Tom/Betty

Janet

Paul/Kay

TK/Shari/ME

Kurt

O’Bryan

Now unless you want me to show up at your front door wearing nothing but ?????.  Well you don’t want to know.  Use your fingers and say YES.

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Can you please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The little silver haired lady says, “According to the picture on the
box, it’s a rooster.”

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets her in and shows her where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
She studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,
“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
She takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a
nice cup of tea, and then,” she said with a deep sigh …………

“Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”

CONGRATULATIONS TO LANCE TUCKER

According to an article in the CJ Lance, who had been senior vice president, strategic planning and chief of staff at Papa John’s pizza; what weren’t there any more jobs available; but I digress,  HAS BEEN PROMOTED TO, Ta Ta Ta,  CFO of Papa John’s.

Congratulations Lance and there will be free pizzas in everyone’s Christmas stocking.

Dear Friends and Family:

If you’re willing – I would appreciate your help “resume building”……with a vote in Today’s Woman.

http://iamtodayswoman.com/

And while you’re there. Please vote for Joyce Seymour in the Athlete/Fitness category. Joyce has been a tireless volunteer for women’s sports and founded the Girls LIT.

Thanks much, Leslie

Everyone, you need to check out this website and add it to your Favorites.  It has additions daily.  Some of these things you won’t believe.  It’s called “There I Fixed It – Redneck Repairs”

http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/

OK, times slipping away.  I will make the reservations on Monday about noon.

So far below are those who have said Yes Yes Yes.

Bruce/Linda (she’s baaaaacccccccck)

Rod/Peggy

Kurt/Mary

Anyone Else?????

A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the
CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important
document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?”

“Certainly, Sir!” said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, “I just need one copy.”

Hope this puts a smile on your face J

WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE

Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan , several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to, and are happy to, maintain the old custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghan women and asked, “Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?”

The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said,
“Land Mines.”

Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak or where you go)

BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE’S A SMART WOMAN

That restaurant link didn’t work very well.  Try this one from the CJ

http://www.courier-journal.com/article/20110226/SCENE02/302260059/1044/Cubana-brings-bit-beach-diners

OK, finally found a new place to try for March.

WHERE:             Cubana Restaurant

LOCATION:       2206 Frankfort Ave.  (About two blocks WEST of Ewing Ave, right next to 5 Star Tatoo)

DATE:                 Thursday, March 10^th

TIME:                  6pm

WEB:                   www.cubanarestaurantlouisville.com

I WILL MAKE THE RESERVATIONS ON MONDAY, MARCH 7^th ABOUT NOON.  After that date/time you will need to call to add yourself/selves  409-4828

Email me back saying Yes Yes Yes we will be there and I will do the work. J

Bruce H. Broecker