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A mature woman gets pulled over for speeding..
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car . |
A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn
gun.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car
and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?ย
Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk,revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a
driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2:Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and
hacked up the owner.
Woman:ย Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Don’t Mess With Mature Ladies